"When I leave this world, I ain’t owing nobody nothing."
Orange Is the New Black
hey brenda do you have the spreadsheet for the upcoming meeting? great. while youre talking about it im going to put my entire foot behind my head. not appropriate for the office? dont be an idiot brenda, theyre yoga pants. keep going
mom: *knocks on door*
me: just a second don’t come i—
HELLO SON IT MOM
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters
Like, this is Loki
And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.
This is Castiel
And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.
This is Tony Stark
And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.
Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.
I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread
The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.
Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.
Fuck your pretentious shit.
"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"