zeldathemes
carry on my wayward son
"You have provided a spark that, left unattended, may grow to an inferno that destroys Panem."
the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

image

u live in nyc??? that is so tumblr


euo:

i made my family move here for the aesthetic

shorturl:

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

shots fired

- But he’s The Capitol darling. They love him here. Charming, smart, and very skilled at combat. Especially in water.

- What about weaknesses?

- One. Mags.

theouatgifs:

"Were you considering it? His proposal?"

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

curves or no curves???

s-erene:

f-a-l-s-e-h0pe:

ridic01ous:

ohwoahdope:

i don’t really think we should judge on body types, but yes curvy women do look good

some of the hottest women are on this list, see girls you dont need to starve yourself to be beautiful

vinebox:

Music makes a huge difference when doing chores